Warm Up

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I honestly cannot believe it is already February. Even though it is still freezing, March and April are right around the corner just teasing us with the thoughts about warmer weather. However, it is still really cold so I wanted to help you all out by giving you a way of warming up. While most people would say to just wear more layers and to fatten up around the edges for insulation, I suggest that you might as well find a boyfriend or girlfriend. Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner and nothing warms the soul more than actually having someone to be with on Valentine’s Day. Plus, it would create a sense of love all across campus and ultimately warm us all up. Just think of your new love interest as your treatment from having withdrawals of your addiction to want to wear shorts and flip-flops. When the warmer weather finally arrives, do not feel bad if you suddenly have the urge to detach from your boyfriend or girlfriend. This just means that the “heat of your love” is too intense to go along with the heat and humidity of living in Missouri. I guarantee that this plan will warm you up over the winter or I will refund you in full and pay for the return shipping cost.


With love,



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